Where does it hurt?
Clinical-grade resources for Spaghetti Code
> KERNEL: DEV_POS v1.0 (Unstable)
> SANITY: 404 Not Found
> MEMORY: Leaking [||||||----]
> PROCESS: _
Regex Lab
Decontaminate your regular expressions. Turn that spaghetti string into something human-readable.
The Scream Jar
Vent about frameworks in a safe environment. Data is incinerated upon entry. Black hole included.
Burnout Rehab
The "Eject" Button. Generate a professional resignation letter based on your rage level.
Chmod Calc
Visual permission calculator. Convert "755" to "rwxr-xr-x" without guessing.
Git Critical Care
Emergency Room for broken repositories. "I detached my HEAD and I'm scared."
JSON Defib
Revive dead JSON strings. Formats ugly code and checks for a pulse (validity).
Imposter Validator
A quiz that analyzes your technical knowledge and certifies you as "Adequately Inadequate."
"My Machine"
Generate a signed affidavit certifying that the code works locally, so it's Ops' problem now.